Below is a SAMPLE menu of Culinary Criminal's Din-Din Delivery menus. We no longer accept orders through our website, but if you'd like to receive menus through our weekly email, please email email@example.com with the phrase "ADD ME!" in the subject line. Ordering instructions are below the sample menu.
Chicken drumsticks (2 per person) roasted and basted in homemade honey mustard BBQ sauce (honey, mustard, apple cider vinegar, grapeseed oil); Sliced nectarines tossed with mixed cabbages, carrots, fennel, green onions and pecans in our poppyseed dressing.
Pork OR Tofu Souvlaki Pitas w/ Whipped Herbed Feta and Marinated Cucumber Salad
ADD $2 FOR THE CRIMINAL'S CHEESE BREAD PITA
Chunks of pork loin OR tofu marinated in fresh squeezed lemon juice, olive oil and an array of herbs, oven roasted and stuffed into a fresh pita slathered with homemade whipped feta infused with green onions and herbs and topped with tomato and pepperoncini relish; Sliced cucumbers, tomatoes and onions marinated in our oregano vinaigrette.
ALLERGY INFO: Gluten free with cheese bread pita, nut free, corn free, soy free, egg free with regular pita
1. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or call/text 512.667.3867 with your order, address and contact number NO LATER THAN MONDAY@10AM or ASAP as I often sell out. If I do sell out before the deadline I will send an email
2. You will receive an email from us confirming your order along with the total amount due and time of delivery in your area. No frets if you won't be home during delivery time! We have a system for everything, so if you won't be home, let me know and I'll tell you our so-far flawless solution. Reheating instructions for your orders will be emailed to you the day of service.
PLEASE NOTE: ALL PICK UP ORDERS AND ORDERS OVER $70 MUST PRESENT A VALID VISA/MASTERCARD NUMBER AND PAY IN ADVANCE TO RESERVE YOUR ORDER.
PLEASE CALL CHEF FERGEE @ 512.667.3867 WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER.
3. All deliveries happen on Wednesday and Thursday from 4pm-6pm in our Caldwell County delivery areas (Martindale, Maxwell, Fentress, Reedville, Lockhart), and on Friday from 2:30pm-4pm in our San Marcos delivery area (From Highway 80 to Wonder World Drive or call to inquire about delivery in your area). A delivery fee of $4 applies outside of Martindale. If you won't be home during our delivery time, no worries! Call, text or email me and I'll tell you about our yet-to-fail plan. You may also pick up your order from our place in Martindale any time on Wednesday and Thursday after 4pm, or whenever is convenient after that.
THAT'S IT! If you have any other questions, please feel free to email or call me.