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This Culinary Criminal still believes in letting people think and choose for themselves, so rather than boring you with standard-y dull drum menus, I want to chat with you about a menu YOU want to serve that fits both your taste AND your budget. 

 We are capable of creating anything you want at your event, no matter how bourgeois or adventurous your palate may be.  

We can accommodate anywhere from 1-100 people, and we do ask that you have an idea of the number of guests you expect for your event so that we can give you as accurate an estimate as possible. 

We are versed in a variety of catering styles so you can treat your guests to a glorious buffet, family style serving, tableside and wait staff service or laid back themed cuisine stations set up to make socialization the focal point instead of a formal sit-down meal.

Below are some sample menus we've created for different events. 

Give me a ring at 512.667.3867 or email me at  

and lets see what kind of fantabulousness we can cook up for your event!


POST WEDDING BRUNCH MENU:                                                                                     LADIES LUNCHEON:

Bacon, Leek & Tomato Cheddar Crusted Quiche                                                         Grilled Ham Wrapped Asparagus Spears 

King Ranch Breakfast Casserole                                                                                          Capresi Garden Pasta Salad

Cinnamon French Toast Casserole w/ Seasonal Fruit Compote                            Cranberry Pecan Chicken Salad

Strawberry Kiwi Spinach Salad                                                                                            Lemon Dill Egg Salad Stuffed Tomatoes

CORPORATE CONFERENCE:                                                                                                 ENGAGEMENT CELEBRATION:

Blistered Ratatouille Bruschetta                                                                                            Pimiento Cheese & Chorizo Sliders

Herb Roasted Chicken Linguine Marinara                                                                         Tequila Shrimp Fajita Skewers

The Criminal's Caesar Salad                                                                                                    Honey Lime Fruit Salad

Tiramisu Trifle                                                                                                                                Bacon, Leek & Tomato Stuffed Shrooms

VEGAN WEDDING RECEPTION:                                                                                          GLUTEN FREE ISLAND FAMILY REUNION:

Smoked Tomato Basil Soup                                                                                                    Smoked Red Curry BBQ Chicken Legs

Red Lentil & Mushroom Shepard's Pie                                                                                Teriyaki Pulled Pork Stuffed Buns

Balsamic Roasted Veggie & Rice Pilaf                                                                                  Cilantro Lime Corn & Black Bean Salad

Marinated Cucumber Salad                                                                                                      Pineapple & Ham Fried Rice


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